Tag: flu

Do Not Facepalm

Okay people, I’m only going to say this one more time because I’m really tired of talking about it. Wash your hands. Keep your hands away from your face. Boost your immune system. Avoid crowds if you’re high-risk. Stay home if you’re sick. Stop believing everything you read. Even this post if it bothers you. …

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Recaffeinated Mondays: Now witness the power of this fully operational Death Flu

There’s a scene early on in the 1970 movie Love Story when Jenny (Ali Macgraw) attends her first hockey game to watch Oliver (Ryan O’Neal) play. Their post-game exchange went something like this: Jenny: Now I’ve seen a hockey game. Oliver: What did you like best? Jenny: When you were on your ass. Oliver: Thanks …

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