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Dolley Payne Todd Madison
May 20, 1768 – July 12, 1849

Tropical Storm Alberto, you’re about two weeks early

Officially, Hurricane Season begins on June 1. But Tropical Storm Alberto formed off the coast of South Carolina yesterday and is making his way Northwest.

It doesn’t look like Alberto will have a major impact, other than possible messing up vacation for early beachgoers.

His major faux pas is simply rushing the season.

In the South, that’s akin to wearing white before Memorial Day.

It just isn’t done.

More from the National Hurricane Center.