DJ has two installments from the Warnerese-to-English translator.

Announcing the launch of the Warnerese-to-English translator
Virginia voters to their best to be fully informed about the upcoming U.S. Senate race, but it’s not easy when the presumptive Democratic nominee doesn’t speak English.  Oh sure, it looks like English, and it sounds like English, but in fact it’s a foreign language, one best described as “Warnerese.”

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