It’s Monday and day whatever of the stay at home directive. You’ll have to make your own jokes because it’s just not funny anymore.
Let us out. Carefully, but let us out.
And, spare me the snarks about how much we all said we were going to get done that we didn’t get done. I came to a realization fairly early on that, while I was going to try to make some progress, I wasn’t going to guilt myself into things that I had to accomplish.
Translation: I have not written the great American novel.
Alternate translation: I have not lost 30 lbs. To my credit, I’ve also not gained during this time. I consider that a win.
So, no earth-shattering accomplishments, I’ve also not wasted this time.
I’ve taken some online classes in theater and production management. I’ve taken some classes and done some research in how to do online Santa visits.
I have my fingers crossed that the Santa season will be back to normal. But if not, I’ll do some online visits and hopefully do the stage performances at the amusement park. I won’t wear a mask as Santa. I just won’t.
And, I have plans to take Memorial Day weekend (since the beaches and amusement parks in Virginia remain closed) to completely redo my home office.
I mean completely. Take everything out, redo the shelves and the walls. And put everything back where it started out.
True story: the closest the wife and I ever came to divorce was that one time, pre-children, that we decided to rearrange the furniture in our two-bedroom apartment in Arlington. Eight hours, and lots of stares, later, we put it back in the exact same spot.
That’s not what I plan to do with my office.
Again, I digress.
I was prompted, in part, to write this post because of a question I was asked the other night.
The Richmond theater community hosted an online happy hour via Zoom. We’re all feeling the crunch of having shows and opportunities canceled. So, this was a good time to check in with everyone.
We were asked about one decision we’d made in our lives that might have changed the direction of our lives and our careers.
Just one? This is the stuff that nightmares, or sleepless nights are made of.
I mean, are we talking about that stupid thing I did when I was a junior in high school? Or do we need to go back further?
But no, I told them about a job interview I had just out of college. I had studied speech communications (our university did not yet have broadcasting). So, after moving home I interviewed for a reporter position with a television station in a nearby city.
I was told by the interviewer that they couldn’t hire me for that position. Then he asked me if I had any interest in being a camera operator.
I said no. They would have trained me and I said no.
It’s that damned left turn in Albuquerque all over again.
But I can’t go back and change that.
Long term readers, and you know you should be, will recall that I was in my early fifties when I decided it was okay to stop saying I wanted to be a writer and actually just say “I am a writer.”
Indeed, I am a writer. Some days I’m a good one.
But was about that time that I started trying to figure out how to translate the writing into a fulltime position.
You’d think that in more than ten years I could have figured that out.
And yet, here I am.
I think I’ve said it before, and maybe even recently.
I don’t want to be a copywriter. I have been. I don’t enjoy it.
And I’m not going to be a successful freelance blogger.
Instead, I want to focus on scripts, short stories, and a whole stack of novels that I’ve worked on over the years.
Along the way, I’ll supplement that work with the day job, the theater work, and eventually the amusement park. And that’s okay.
In spite of all the classes that continue to promise me that I can write a book in 100 days, or that I can make a six figure income, if only I take their class for the low, low, low price of $499 (honestly, I was getting one pitch for a class costing $5,000), this is not what I want to do.
I mean, it’s not that I just don’t want to spend the money. I don’t want to do that type of writing.
I’ve known this for a while. I may have written about it here (I should probably read my own posts). But it helps to articulate it every now and again.
It’s okay if I don’t get rich from my writing. That’s not why I do it.
Of course, if I’d only used the last eight weeks to write that Great American Novel this would be a different post.